Instead I will tell you, truthfully, that I have a five foot long plush python named Jesus.
This is in honour of that Englishwoman teaching school in
Did I miss anybody? Vegans? Ruby programmers? OK, here goes.
Little Girl: I'd like to buy a bunny rabbit, please, mister.
Rabbit Breeder: That's wonderful! Do you know what color bunny you'd like?
Little Girl: Oh, it doesn't matter. I don't think my pet python will care.
(As long as she names the bunny Ruby, I don't mind.)